Mary is dragging me to a play tonight #boredd #killme
Halloween costumes for my dogs. (I’m blackfeel free tolaugh, cause its a fuckin joke)
Here it is, our favorite #BadCereals from our Hashtag Wars last night!
We’re being 100% real here: one of THESE TEN tweets will be on the TELEVISION during Monday’s show! Keep playing our nightly Hashtag War and it could be you!
New @midnight tonight!
Asian female drivers